This is a parody of My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas…..I was a bit bored and making up verses again, lol.
“My Buffs”
What you gon’ do with all that coin?
All that coin inside your bank?
I’ma get, get, get, get new buffs,
Get you set up with my buffs.
My buffs, my buffs, my buffs, my buffs, my buffs,
My buffs, my buffs, my buffs, my awesome cleric buffs (Check it out)
I drive these players crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They beg me for my buffies.
Blessings and Wellspring Surge,
Revive and Purify,
Protections they be wearin’
All the girlies want me to be carrin’ them
Players I ain’t askin,
They say they love their ass ‘n,
Heaven’s Wrath, Aegis Spirit,
I say no, but they keep beggin’
So I keep on buffin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on Playin
I keep on demonstrating.
My buffs (buffs), my buffs, my buffs, my buffs (buffs)
You love my awesome buffs,
My buffs, my buffs, my buffs (buffs),
My buffs all over you,
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you and wasting time on it.
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you , up on me, on me
What you gon’ do with all that coin?
All that coin inside that bank?
I’ma get, get, get, get new buffs,
Get you set up with my buffs.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside those robes?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my buffs (ha), my buffs, my buffs, my buffs (what).
My buffs, my buffs, my buffs (ha), my awesome cleric buffs (Check it out).
I met a toon down at Archosaur.
They said hey, hey, hey yeah let’ go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I want your coin for my awesome buff,
Coin, coin buff,
Take your coin for my awesome buff, coin, coin, riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really perfect,
They toons they wanna party me.
They always standing next to me,
Always flying next to me,
Tryin’ a taste my buff, buff.
Beggin’ for my buff, buff.
You can beg but you can’t get it,
If your broke I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So stop beggin me already,
You ain’t in my faction,
I’m just tryn’ to play here,
And test out my buff.
My buff, my buff, my buff, my buff,
My buff, my buff, my buff, my buff, my buff, my buff.
My awesome cleric buffs (buffs)
My awesome cleric buffs (buffs)
My awesome cleric buffs (buffs)
In the back and in the front (buffs)
My buffs got you,
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you and wasting time on it.
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you , up on me, on me
What you gon’ do with all that coin?
All that coin inside that bank?
I’ma get, get, get, get new buffs,
Get you set up with my buffs.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside those robes?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon’ do with all that coin?
All that coin inside that bank?
I’ma get, get, get, get new buffs.
Get you set up with my buffs.
What you gon’ do wit all that mana?
All that mana inside that bar?
I’ma make, make, make you beg
Make you beg, beg, make you beg.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you and wasting time on it.
They got me beggin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all my mana on you , up on me, on me